Canned Air

Is there really a market for canned oxygen? Really?

Bottled oxygen is just one of the latest products being sold at convenience stores all over the United States. Big Ox is just one of many companies trying to tap into a new market by selling oxygen. But, before one busts out their wallet to purchase a bottle of oxygen, be forewarned that a bottle of oxygen is not cheap. In fact, Big Ox is selling their new product for about $10 dollars a bottle.

Ten freakin’ dollars? For “flavored” canned air? Look, if you’re intrigued, let me make a counter offer – I will suck on an Altoid and blow into your mouth for five dollars. You’ll save five dollars and it’s only slightly less degrading.