Dear Bartenders of the world,
On behalf of fans of Ginger Ale, I would like to make the following observation:
If a customer asks for ginger ale, and you don’t carry ginger ale, it is perfectly okay to state that “We don’t carry ginger ale at this location”.
In fact, letting us know that you don’t have ginger ale is far preferable to being served a glass of Sprite or 7-up, with a spritz of cola added. You see, this concoction lacks the one ingredient that makes ginger ale worth purchasing…the ginger.
What you are in fact serving, is a very lame suicide soda (aka a graveyard or swampwater soda).
I tell you this because I care.