Heard on the Road

When you travel with a friend for thousands of miles, it is certain that conversations may tend to get a tad silly over the course of time.

Yesterdays conversation whilst heading to a certain bourbon distillery lead to this gem:

“Y’know, if Wild Turkey and the Famous Grouse were to be in prison together, the Grouse would totally be Wild Turkey’s bitch.”

Ah yes, this bon mot is up there amongst the best from Oscar Wilde, Dorothy Parker, and Alexander Woollcott. Traveling has the capability of turning even the most witty into Larry the Cable Guy.