It’s Water! Now with HFCS!!

…and Splenda to boot.

Ladies and gentlemen – In continuation of my long running series of posts detailing foods we do not need, I bring you…

Capri Sun Roarin’ Waters Fruit Flavored Water Beverage, Tropical Fruit

Ingredients?

Water, High Fructose Corn Syrup, Citric Acid, Sucralose (Splenda Brand Sweetener), Natural Flavor.

Granted it only has 35 calories, but c’mon..can’t a parent simply served watered down Kool-Aid? It worked for my siblings and myself when we were young.

(via MeFi).