Signs of the Apocalypse: Steven Seagal Soda

I…I…I have no words for this. Images of Super Ninja Steven Seagal in a labcoat carefully measuring out ingredients are flooding through my head and they seem so….well, freakin’ hysterical!

In the near future, keep your eyes open for “Jean Claude Van Damme’s Jamaican Blue Coffee Elixir of the Gods”, “Dolph Lundgren’s Vodka of Steel” and “Chuck Norris’ Milk of Magnesia”.

Thanks Jack!

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