Happy news if you live in Byron, Illinois, today is your lucky day. It is, indeed, turkey testicle festival day.
This is what you have to look forward to today…
The festival is always the 2nd Saturday in October, the first band starts around 11:00am. and the last band plays until 11:00pm.
The deep fried delights start being served around noon.
Those deep fried delights are actually…well, you know what they actually are. Because of this, I presume there will be beer sold. Lots and lots of beer.
Sometimes I love the United States. Reading about this is one of those moments.